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    If someone could bring me some weed and smoke it with me…

     

    I’ve been reading about taking a gap year and I’m really feeling it but it’s about 13.400 euros…………………………………………………………………

    So I just downloaded that Snapchat shite everyone’s been telling me to get. Soooooooo add me, my un is cybertr0nn. {:

    I just got some stickers for the kids at my internship.
    They’re gonna love me, I mean I’ll be the teacher with the cool spiderman and princess stickers instead of those lame horse ones.
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    Just ordered The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy - 5 book set, come to mama.

    Forgot to put in my plugs this morning.

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    Also I’m in college and I’m bored as fuck so hit me up niggas.

    I have been struggling so much with myself lately, it’s starting to make me feel physically ill. It’s tough when you need someone, anyone. But you don’t know how to reach out to them, or rather just don’t want to bother them with your stupid shit. You just always assume the worst. Fuck.

    Is anyone as exited as I am for ‘Bates motel’?

    Fuck this, fuck that, fuck you, fuck everyone, fuck everything, 100% done. Good day.

    Back to being alone, I guess. Nothing new…

    Might get slightly intoxicated tonight, prepare for drunk posts everyone.

    So today i had a dance project at school, which i expected to be shite. But it turned out kinda awesome. It was Romeo and Juliet and i played the priest that gives Juliet the poison. I was nervous as fuck ‘cause lots of people showed and the general repetition didn’t go quite well; i broke the vial that holds the poison. I went off stage way too early to hurry myself the fuck into this huge as shite potato sack robe, which had a hood the size of the hulk’s ass. I broke the fucking massive rosary somehow. And to top it off i forgot an entire thing i had to do before actually giving the poison.
    So yeah, i did not expect it to go well. But we fucking nailed it and all in all it was a good day, something that made it all even more awesome though was that the choreographer is a 50-something year old flaming homosexual and so incredibly awesome that i could practically feel the fabulous rainbow radiating off of him. /end rant

    Yes, worship me. Peasant.