September 2012
draqgueens:
a life without pasta is a life i wouldnt want to live
thesassylorax:
suzzannnn:
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close the new tab then remember why you opened it in the first place
Plot twist: Robert Downey Jr comes out of nowhere and wins the 2012 presidential election
August 2012
crockercrocs:
hey r u made of phosphorus, etherium, arsenic, adamantium, nitrogen and tyberium? cuz ur a
salhunny:
(ﾉﾟ0ﾟ)ﾉ HOMO HOMO HOMO HOMO
“wanna see my….dick?” he asks her
“yeah baby let me see” she seductively responds
he pulls out his copy of moby dick and tears fill his eyes
it has always been his favorite book
