i hope my first child is a dragon
Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world
Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week
(Source: crypticmeth)
do you ever just want to go outside in the middle of the night and walk around and not actually do anything just observe and think and stuff
(Source: peewentz)
- Parental: You don't really do anything on the internet
- Me: Tonight you will see the northern lights here
- Me: Salem had traces of LSD in their water and that's why the witch trials happened
- Me: There are small rubber balls that are invisible in water, so you can kill your enemies
- Me: If you kill someone in an unregistered boat in international waters you can't be tried for murder
- Me: I can get out of a box buried underground
- Me: If you bury someone underground and bury a dog's body a few feet above it, the police will stop searching there
- Me:
- Me: I also ship fictional characters
